"Sometimes you just have to put on lip……" — Mindy Kaling

"Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched."

— Mindy Kaling

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174 Quotes by Mindy Kaling

Mindy Kaling has 174 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I would say that my mother is the single biggest role model in my life, but that term doesn't seem…
There are so many distractions you can face as a woman, either with relationships or worrying about, Should I go…
I fall into that nebulous, quote-unquote, normal American woman size that legions of fashion stylists detest. For the record, I'm…
I don't want to be skinny. I'm constantly in a state of self-improvement, but I don't beat myself up over…
Hey, a disclaimer about me: I’m rude.
Best friend isn't a person, it's a tier.
There are little Indian girls out there who look up to me, and I never want to belittle the honor…
Bribes and boy bands. That’s all you need to be a babysitter.
I have the right to life, liberty and chicken wings.
There’s a whole list of things I would probably change about myself. For example, I’m always trying to lose fifteen…
I get so worried about girls with body image stuff And I feel like I have been able to have…
There are little Indian girls out there who look up to me, and I never want to belittle the honor…

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