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Best Funny Quotes by Mason Cooley
- Women encourage men to be childish, then scold them.
- Families in which nothing is ever discussed usually have a lot not to discuss.
- It is possible to interpret without observing, but not to observe without interpreting.
- My mind is led astray by every faint rustle.
- Old and young disbelieve one another's truths.
- To understand someone, find out how he spends his money.
- Unlike the actual, the fictional explains itself.
- Writers mean more than they say and say more than they mean.
- Nothing more cheerful than talking about our friends shortcomings.
- Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin