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Funny Quotes by Mason Cooley
- Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused.
- Even alone we go on justifying ourselves.
- If a problem is insoluble, it is Necessity. Leave it alone.
- Experience teaches us, but we scarcely know what.
- In an aphorism, aptness counts for more than truth.
- We make some changes. But mostly changes make us.
- When a paradox is widely believed, it is no longer recognized as a paradox.
- Jealousy is inconsolable because it cannot know the beloved
- Talk about yourself as much as you like, but do not expect others to listen.
- Never ask a bore a question.
- Many gloat over their own troubles.
- Language is the friendliest of the things from which we cannot escape.
- While we are reading, we are all Don Quixote.
- The gods are watching, but idly, yawning.
- Imagination has rules, but we can only guess what they are.
- Consciousness is our only reprieve from Time.
- The only peace is being out of earshot.
- While there's life, there's fear.
- I keep renaming my motives, but continue doing the same things.
- I did not know I was in my prime until afterwards.
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