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Funny Quotes by Jugi Steady
- I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliment. Bitch! just shut up and eat that food !
- I hate when in scary movies, the person yells out, Hello? As if the bad guy is gonna be like, Yeah, I'm in the kitchen!…
- Mom: Why is your room always so messy? Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, theyll trip over something and…
- Me: why am I so fat? Me: *eats a snack* *eats dinner* *eats everything in fridge* *eats car* *eats family* *eats the universe* Me: why..
- Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people.. *Fart*
- Mom:I followed you on Twitter? Me: WHAT TWITTER? *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
- Dear Parents, I stay up late, have a messy room, live on my phone... but I DON'T get wasted or do drugs. Sincerely, chill the…
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