Jugi Steady Quotes

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• When someone touches your phone and you automaticaly turn into a Ninja .
• I'm going to go get my socks. *goes into room.* Wait, what am I doing here again?
• I hate when skinny people call themselves fat just to get compliment. Bitch! just shut up and eat that food !
• I hate when in scary movies, the person yells out, Hello? As if the bad guy is gonna be like, Yeah, I'm in the kitchen!…
• Mom: Why is your room always so messy? Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, theyll trip over something and…
• That one password you use for everything and if anyone ever figured it out they could single-handedly ruin your entire life.
• Me: why am I so fat? Me: *eats a snack* *eats dinner* *eats everything in fridge* *eats car* *eats family* *eats the universe* Me: why..
• Fun prank: Replace a firetruck's water supply with gasoline
• Masturbate with sandpaper!
• Girlfriend can't fall asleep at night? Hold a pillow over her face until she passes out!
• One day a woman will hand you a jar and you will not be able to open it. Just relax and calmly kill her and…
• Wow this really works! 1. stick a cactus up your ass!
• Fun Prank: Wait until your friend falls asleep, then put their hand in a glass of warm water and throw a rattlesnake at them.
• Fun prank! Wait until your mom and dad fall asleep and then light the house on fire!
• Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people.. *Fart*
• Mom:I followed you on Twitter? Me: WHAT TWITTER? *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
• Dear Parents, I stay up late, have a messy room, live on my phone... but I DON'T get wasted or do drugs. Sincerely, chill the…

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