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Funny Quotes by Frank Zappa
- If we can't be free at least we can be cheap.
- If you pick up a guitar and it says, 'take me, I'm yours,' then that's the one for you
- What something is depends more on when it is than anything else.
- If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.
- You're baloney without the mayo.
- King of kings, that must be Elvis.
- Wowie zowie, love me do. Wowie zowie, and I'll love you, too.
- The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.
- Donnie and Marie can both take a bite.
- Michael is Janet and Janet is Michael.
- You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got?
- Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
- You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team,…
- The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
- There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
- I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
- Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.
- Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny.
- Anything Anytime Anyplace For No Reason At All (or AAAFNRAA)
- A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license…
- Without "Louie Louie" a symphony is not quite so grand.
- Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
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- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin