"You're baloney without the mayo." — Frank Zappa

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• These are all cases of proved or presumptive baloney. A deception arises, sometimes innocently but collaboratively, sometimes with cynical premeditation.… — Carl Sagan
• If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got… — Moe Howard
• No matter how thin you slice it it's still baloney. — Rube Goldberg
• In contrast, markets - oft mythologized as "natural" are the most unnatural things going. Libertarians will tell you "market laws… — David Brin
• Some people try to tell me that science will never answer the big questions we have in life. To them… — Phil Plait
• People say, on the raft, you must have hallucinated. Baloney. We were sharper after 47 days than the day we… — Louis Zamperini
• There's so much myth and baloney. Like a 80-year-old man able to manhandle a 300-pounder with his little finger. Ridiculous.… — Bruce Lee
• A photographer's best pictures are from deep inside him, and also some of the worst. Some photographers enjoy distinguished careers… — Burk Uzzle
• My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. — Hubert H. Humphrey
• Baloney fudging mustard! — John Cena
• In fact a lot of them I think are absolute baloney. Those Charles Olsens and people like that. At first… — Norman MacCaig
• Can we drop a little bit of the pious baloney? The fact is, you ran in '94 and lost. That's… — Newt Gingrich

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