Baloney Quotes
25 quotes by 23 authors
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These are all cases of proved or presumptive baloney. A deception arises, sometimes innocently but collaboratively, sometimes with cynical premeditation. Usually the victim is caught…
— Carl Sagan
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If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any!
— Moe Howard
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No matter how thin you slice it it's still baloney.
— Rube Goldberg
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In contrast, markets - oft mythologized as "natural" are the most unnatural things going. Libertarians will tell you "market laws are laws of nature", what…
— David Brin
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Some people try to tell me that science will never answer the big questions we have in life. To them I say: baloney! The real…
— Phil Plait
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People say, on the raft, you must have hallucinated. Baloney. We were sharper after 47 days than the day we started because our minds were…
— Louis Zamperini
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There's so much myth and baloney. Like a 80-year-old man able to manhandle a 300-pounder with his little finger. Ridiculous. Or this matter of breaking…
— Bruce Lee
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A photographer's best pictures are from deep inside him, and also some of the worst. Some photographers enjoy distinguished careers without ever taking personal photographs.…
— Burk Uzzle
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My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side.
— Hubert H. Humphrey
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Baloney fudging mustard!
— John Cena
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In fact a lot of them I think are absolute baloney. Those Charles Olsens and people like that. At first I was interested in seeing…
— Norman MacCaig
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Can we drop a little bit of the pious baloney? The fact is, you ran in '94 and lost. That's why you weren't serving in…
— Newt Gingrich
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You're baloney without the mayo.
— Frank Zappa
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I got worries by the ton, getting cancer's only one. Over taxed and alimonied, tired of eating fried baloney.
— Neil Diamond
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If you are writing about baloney, don't try and make it Cornish hen, because that's the worst kind of baloney there is. Just make it…
— Leo Burnett
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This is a turf battle. They are saying, 'The songwriters aren't getting paid.' Baloney. Songwriters are getting paid. They're paid sync rights and (mechanical) rights.…
— Jonathan Potter
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It's like you always have to put on a happy face, be the phony baloney, and I'm so not that. I never was that; I'll…
— Chloe Sevigny
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Baloney is flattery laid on so thick it cannot be true, and blarney is flattery so thin we love it.
— Fulton J. Sheen
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Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex.
— Ellen DeGeneres
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I'm sick of people who've never been to church telling me that church is full of hypocrites, and people who've never read the Bible telling…
— Kristin Chenoweth
Who Wrote These Baloney Quotes
23 authors contributed a total of 25 Baloney Quotes as follows: