"Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex." — Ellen DeGeneres
"Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex."
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247 Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres
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Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But…
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It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which…
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I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters,…
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Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in…
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You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop…
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The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your…
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It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you…
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I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known…
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I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer…
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Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
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You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me…
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Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.
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More Baloney Quotes
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one of 25 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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These are all cases of proved or presumptive baloney. A deception arises, sometimes innocently but collaboratively, sometimes with cynical premeditation.…
— Carl Sagan
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If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got…
— Moe Howard
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No matter how thin you slice it it's still baloney.
— Rube Goldberg
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In contrast, markets - oft mythologized as "natural" are the most unnatural things going. Libertarians will tell you "market laws…
— David Brin
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Some people try to tell me that science will never answer the big questions we have in life. To them…
— Phil Plait
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People say, on the raft, you must have hallucinated. Baloney. We were sharper after 47 days than the day we…
— Louis Zamperini
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There's so much myth and baloney. Like a 80-year-old man able to manhandle a 300-pounder with his little finger. Ridiculous.…
— Bruce Lee
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A photographer's best pictures are from deep inside him, and also some of the worst. Some photographers enjoy distinguished careers…
— Burk Uzzle
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My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side.
— Hubert H. Humphrey
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Baloney fudging mustard!
— John Cena
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In fact a lot of them I think are absolute baloney. Those Charles Olsens and people like that. At first…
— Norman MacCaig
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Can we drop a little bit of the pious baloney? The fact is, you ran in '94 and lost. That's…
— Newt Gingrich
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