Salami Quotes

16 quotes by 15 authors

I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and I don't gain… — Ellen Barkin
Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME! — Dave Niehaus
Russians will consume marinated mushrooms and vodka, salted herring and vodka, smoked salmon and vodka, salami and vodka, caviar on brown bread and vodka, pickled… — Hedrick Smith
The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up. — Art Donovan
In the middle of this it was good to have some moments in which whatever was left of you could sit in silence. When you… — Philip O Ceallaigh
I'm a salami writer. I try to write good salami, but salami is salami. — Stephen King
I think with a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, you can't play, you know, hide the salami, or whatever it's called. — Howard Dean
Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye. — Allan Sherman
I don't take notes; I don't outline, I don't do anything like that. I just flail away at the goddamn thing. I'm a salami writer.… — Stephen King
To eat the boiled head of a pig sliced like salami is very strange. It may seem cutting edge, but it's actually a lot older… — Mario Batali
Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex. — Ellen DeGeneres
On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one… — Eric Carle
I do two cups of coffee with a little bit of raw sugar and soy creamer, and then I do a bowl of plain oatmeal… — Ike Barinholtz
As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami… — Alan King
Get a taste of the salami, knock knock knock knock you down like a tsunami, bust in you like atomi-ee. — Pretty Ricky
I firmly believe that the only time youll ever get any peace from down below is when youre in the ground. Im almost 62 and… — Ozzy Osbourne

Who Wrote These Salami Quotes

15 authors contributed a total of 16 Salami Quotes as follows: