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Funny Quotes by David Sedaris
- I like to reserve the right to write about whatever I like.
- What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.
- But I don't distinguish between being laughed with, and laughed at. I'll take either.
- I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have…
- But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter.
- I went from having 50 listeners to 50 million listeners.
- I'm not a reporter but the 'New Yorker' treats everyone like a reporter.
- Nobody pours stuffing like you do, my friend.
- Its funny how certain objects convey a message -- my washer and dryer, for example. They can't speak, of course, but whenever I pass them…
- It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.
- ...clatter of a typwriter suggests that you're actually building something.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin