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Funny Quotes by Calvin Trillin
- The margin of error in astrology is plus or minus one hundred percent.
- Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives.
- As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.
- There's always a source for humor.
- We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page.
- The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been…
- I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that…
- Canadians are very well behaved, they don't throw their food.
- If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny.
- The price of purity is purists.
- I never did very well in mathI could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.
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