"Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives." — Calvin Trillin
"Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives."
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73 Quotes by Calvin Trillin
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Even today, well-brought-up English girls are taught by their mothers to boil all veggies for at least a month and…
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Marriage is part of a sort of 50′s revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition.
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Following the Rumanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away... Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser…
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The margin of error in astrology is plus or minus one hundred percent.
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"Law professors were never like economics professors," a Harvard Law professor told me. "If you disagreed with someone, you didn't…
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The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except for books by any member of…
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Anybody who doesn't think that the best hamburger place in teh world is in his home town is a sissy.
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Avoid restaurants with names that are improbable descriptions, such as the Purple Goose, the Blue Kangaroo or the Quilted Orangutan.
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I'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody…
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It happens to be a matter of record that I was first in print with the discovery that the tastelessness…
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The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of…
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When someone reaches middle age, people he knows begin to get put in charge of things, and knowing what he…
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