"Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives." — Calvin Trillin

"Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives."

— Calvin Trillin

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73 Quotes by Calvin Trillin

Calvin Trillin has 73 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Even today, well-brought-up English girls are taught by their mothers to boil all veggies for at least a month and…
Marriage is part of a sort of 50′s revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition.
Following the Rumanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away... Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser…
The margin of error in astrology is plus or minus one hundred percent.
"Law professors were never like economics professors," a Harvard Law professor told me. "If you disagreed with someone, you didn't…
The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except for books by any member of…
Anybody who doesn't think that the best hamburger place in teh world is in his home town is a sissy.
Avoid restaurants with names that are improbable descriptions, such as the Purple Goose, the Blue Kangaroo or the Quilted Orangutan.
I'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody…
It happens to be a matter of record that I was first in print with the discovery that the tastelessness…
The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of…
When someone reaches middle age, people he knows begin to get put in charge of things, and knowing what he…

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Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. — Aristotle
He who hath many friends hath none. — Aristotle
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends. — Aristotle
Friendship is essentially a partnership. — Aristotle
A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought… — Frank Abagnale
In every song I write, whether it's a love song or a political song or a song about family, the… — Billie Joe Armstrong
I grew up in a working-class family, so I guess you could say I write from what I know. — Andrea Arnold
This airline is grateful for his extensive contributions and we will miss his friendship and support. We extend our deepest… — Gerard Arpey
I grew up playing music and enjoying good food, friends and family in my own backyard. — Rodney Atkins
Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. — Margaret Atwood
If I can procure three hundred good substantial names of persons, or bodies, or institutions, I cannot fail to do… — John James Audubon
How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it. — Marcus Aurelius

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