Calvin Trillin Quotes
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Even today, well-brought-up English girls are taught by their mothers to boil all veggies for at least a month and a half, just in case…
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Marriage is part of a sort of 50′s revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition.
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Following the Rumanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away... Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat)…
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The margin of error in astrology is plus or minus one hundred percent.
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"Law professors were never like economics professors," a Harvard Law professor told me. "If you disagreed with someone, you didn't call him a fool."
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The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except for books by any member of the Irving Wallace family -…
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Anybody who doesn't think that the best hamburger place in teh world is in his home town is a sissy.
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Avoid restaurants with names that are improbable descriptions, such as the Purple Goose, the Blue Kangaroo or the Quilted Orangutan.
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I'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody in except the English.
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It happens to be a matter of record that I was first in print with the discovery that the tastelessness of the food offered in…
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The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep…
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Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives.
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When someone reaches middle age, people he knows begin to get put in charge of things, and knowing what he knows about the people who…
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Do my ears deceive me, or can I actually hear the sounds of worms turning? You say a turning worm makes no sound? But how…
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I suppose it's possible that the Sundance Kid didn't like to make much of his birthdays — they may have struck him as just another…
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As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.
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Once, in Lisbon, I tried my best to work the phone book in a way that would assuage a longing [Alice and I] had for…
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Perhaps we've time to have a look at the Number Thirty-One bus queue before we turn in.
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Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.
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I don't care where I sit, as long as I get fed.
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