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Funny Quotes by Bette Davis
- I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived.
- You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good . . . Joan Crawford is dead. Good.
- I've been lucky. I'll be lucky again.
- I've lost my faith in science.
- I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead…
- Old age is no place for sissies.
- From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.
- I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
- Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
- I've always liked men better than women.
- Sex is God's joke on human beings.
- I will never be below the title.
- I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
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- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin