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Fun Quotes by Jay Leno
- When President Chirac gave [President] Bush a souvenir statue of the Eiffel Tower... Bush said 'This is great! A little oil rig!'
- The Senate is now considering increasing government subsidies for corn growers to produce more ethanol. If we produce enough ethanol we can postpone our next…
- As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil. It's about gasoline.
- According to a survey in this week's Time magazine, 85% of Americans think global warming is happening. The other 15% work for the White House.
- Today, you get better performance from a Ford Focus than a Ferrari from the mid-70s. [The Focus] is just as fast and with better fuel…
- Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England".
- It's fun when you're driving, and people wave at you, and you wave back. I think you either like people or you don't. I mean,…
- I saw something stupid in the paper today. A new alarm clock that makes no noise. It's for people who don't like loud noises. Instead,…
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