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Five Quotes by Dave Barry
- I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either.
- Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force…
- This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes to…
- Unless you live in Indonesia, there should be several malls within five miles of your home. It makes no difference whatsoever which one you go…
- Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that nobody ever reads. In fact, for the past five years…
- Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you…
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