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First Quotes by Jay Leno
- According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice…
- Former Vice President Al Gore starring in a new documentary about global warming. I believe it's called [Leno snores]. ... The film actually features Al…
- First there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring... soon after... comes Suffer...ring!
- The first lady said about her husband, 'I could take up a whole afternoon talking about his failures.' And today she was offered her own…
- Sen. Joe Biden, on the day of announcing his candidacy for president of the United States, called Barack Obama the first mainstream African-American who is…
- Hillary Clinton's opponent in the U.S. Senate race, the Republican she's going to be running against, has been married three times, had an affair with…
- A fitness instructor in Maine has been charged with running a prostitution business out of her Zumba dance studio. Authorities first got suspicious when they…
- San Francisco hosted the first medical marijuana job fair. The keynote speech was titled, 'Jobs and How to Avoid Getting One.'
- They had so much rain in New York that a lot of the cabbies had their first shower in years.
- For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
- A survey says that American workers work the first three hours every day just to pay their taxes. So that's why we can't get anything…
- I'm trying to sum up President Obama's first 11 months in office. He gave billions to Wall Street, cracked down on illegal immigrants getting health…
- Congratulation s to Rahm Emanuel on being elected mayor of Chicago. His first order of business after taking office will be to actually move to…
- Mitt Romney is predicting that as president, he will create 12 million jobs in his first term. Well, President Obama says a Romney presidency would…
- I'm glad the government has shut down. Think about it, for the first time in years it's safe to talk on the phone and send…
- President Obama is asking Congress to support a military strike in Syria. If they approve, it will be the first time Congress has officially declared…
- According to a new book coming out by a Pulitzer Prize-winning author, apparently when he was in high school, President Obama smoked large amounts of…
- Twenty-one years ago today Saddam Hussein was first elected president of Iraq and he has been re-elected ever since. Apparently they have the same electoral…
- For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now…
- Here at work, obviously, I make the most money of anyone on the show, so I try to be the first one here and the…
More First Quotes
- Throughout all of this confusion, I hope I somehow get to you. I practice all the things I'd say to tell you… — Superman
- No punishment has ever possessed enough power of deterrence to prevent the commission of crimes. On the contrary, whatever the punishment, once… — Hannah Arendt
- If we bang on the first date chances are our relationship is lasting about as long as my erection. — Nikhil Saluja
- I am lucky, I'm the first to admit that. — J. J. Abrams
- Ironically, the first thing that appealed to me about Islam was its pluralism. The fact that the Koran praises all the great… — Karen Armstrong
- Do you know how much you mean to me? Do you know that you are the first thing I think of when… — Superman
- Today we often think that before we start living a religious life we have first to accept the creedal doctrines and that… — Karen Armstrong
- That's why I began doing makeup in the first place: I was hoping that through helping people see the beauty in themselves,… — Kevyn Aucoin