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Election Quotes by Jay Leno
- At a press conference yesterday NASA announced that 2005 was the hottest year on record. It is so hot, and global warming is so bad,…
- We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards?
- Congress voted for tougher laws on corporations. So now when a corporation buys a senator, they need a receipt.
- President Obama's re-election campaign said that this year they'll knock on 150 percent more doors than they did in 2008. Well, of course they will.…
- Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran…
- Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran…
More Election Quotes
- They have not always elected the best leaders, particularly after a long period in which they have not used this facility of… — Chinua Achebe
- None of the modes by which a magistrate is appointed, popular election, the accident of the lot, or the accident of birth,… — Thomas B. Macaulay
- The first time Haiti had free and fair democratic elections was 1990, when I was elected. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Women say that my election represents a cultural break with the past - a past of sexism, of misogyny. — Michelle Bachelet
- Everyday we see your heart and character, inspiring all of us to give more of ourselves.'You are the leader to take us… — Beyonce Knowles
- I believe my party should never flinch from the requirement that we must continue this progression, otherwise we may end up like… — Margot James
- It's very encouraging to see the structural changes that the RNC has made this past year in engaging communities on the ground.… — S. E. Cupp
- An Honest politician will not be tolerated by a democracy unless he is very stupid ... because only a very stupid man… — Bertrand Russell