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Eat Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
- Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a sub-prime fish loan and you're in business, buddy!
- No matter how you were born, no matter how you identify, I want to be clear that I would be proud to grind you up…
- There's nothing more I love than McDonald's dollar menu. With just the change I find between my couch cushions, I can eat something with the…
- Ghost of Bobby: no, no you can't eat me. I'm a ghost. Stephen Colbert: That just means that there's less bones to pick out.
- Arby's: If I was about to be killed, I would eat it.
More Eat Quotes
- What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them,… — Dave Attell
- I'm a mad Gummi fan. I always have Gummis in my trailer. But you can't eat too many because then you get… — Jensen Ackles
- I don't have any particular thing I do ritualistically. I do the same thing every day. I get up. Drink a lot… — Erykah Badu
- The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. — Lucille Ball
- I love food and feel that it is something that should be enjoyed. I eat whatever I want. I just don't overeat. — Tyra Banks
- In the hospital, I promised myself that I ever walked again, that I would eat well and swim every day. — Travis Barker
- I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every night and… — Ellen Barkin
- Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a California condor. — Roseanne Barr