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Doctors Quotes by Dave Barry
- It is a good idea to 'shop around' before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mercedes. Ask about the competence…
- Is there a medical rule that requires doctors-office personnel to treat you as though you have the IQ of a Cheeto?
- The scrub sink...is the place where doctors wash their hands after they operate so that they won't get flecks of your vital organs on their…
- I become faint and nauseous during even very minor medical procedures, such as making an appointment by phone.
- I say the American Medical Association ought to get the hell off the golf course and answer this question ...
- In my experience, if you go to a hospital for any reason whatsoever, including to read the gas meter, they give you a tetanus shot.
- I feel that nasal spray is a wondrous medical achievement, because it is supposed to relieve nasal congestion, and by gadfrey, it relieves nasal congestion.…
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- I like when my man is worldly, know the finer things in life, is well traveled, and educated. It's important to me… — Kiana Tom