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Different Quotes by Jack Handey
- Many people never stop to realize that a tree is a living thing, not that different from a tall, leafy dog that has roots and…
- I think a new, different kind of bowling should be "carpet bowling." It's just like regular bowling, only the lanes are carpet instead of wood.…
- Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call them "impressions," and if you got a different "impression," so what, can't we…
- I'll be the first to admit that my idea of God is pretty different. I believe in a God with a long white beard, a…
- One day my friend called and said, "I FOUND JESUS!" and my response was "Great we are going to be rich." But it turned out…
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- Different men seek after happiness in different ways and by different means, and so make for themselves different modes of life and… — Aristotle
- It's actually amazing because you go so far into another side of your brain when you're studying something completely different, and I… — Dido Armstrong
- Yes, all fundamentalists feel that in a secular society, God has been relegated to the margin, to the periphery and they are… — Karen Armstrong
- I don't want to lie. I dislike dishonesty. And I work in Hollywood, a town and a business that relies on a… — David Arquette
- In my role as Wikileaks editor, I've been involved in fighting off many legal attacks. To do that, and keep our sources… — Julian Assange
- Because I write fiction, I don't write autobiography, and to me they are very different things. The first-person narrative is a very… — Kate Atkinson
- I tell my students, it's not difficult to identify with somebody like yourself, somebody next door who looks like you. What's more… — Chinua Achebe