Deep Thought Quotes

444 Deep Thought quotes by 83 unique authors

Nor is it of much Importance to us to know the Manner in which Nature executes her laws; 'tis enough to know the Laws themselves. — Benjamin Franklin
Single-minded devotion engenders deep thought, which expresses itself in action. The Lord's Light descends on the devotee, His power awakens in him and, as a… — Anandamayi Ma
Think about world peace; while you're doing that I'll be over here stealing your stuff. — Jack Handey
Whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger. Not lifting weights doesn't kill me. Therefore not lifting weights makes me stronger. — Jack Handey
When Armageddon comes, it would be good to be an Olympic athlete, because running real fast and jumping over stuff could come in handy. — Jack Handey
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let go, because, they're gone, man. They're gone. — Jack Handey
You will find God in the church of your choice. — Bob Dylan
Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling. — Jack Handey
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a… — Jack Handey
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think… — Jack Handey
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time… — Jack Handey
If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He like enchiladas, because that's what He's getting! — Jack Handey
When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed it. Probably, the gathered together one evening, slapped each other on… — Jack Handey
If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I… — Jack Handey
If I lived in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That was if some… — Jack Handey
I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those really high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals. — Jack Handey
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's… — Jack Handey
As we were driving, we saw a sign that said, "Watch for Rocks." Martha said it should read "Watch for Pretty Rocks." I told her… — Jack Handey
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him… — Jack Handey
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flipper, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flipper, wouldn't you? You'd be… — Jack Handey

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