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Deep Thought Quotes by Mark Twain
- I never could do anything with figures, never had any talent for mathematics, never accomplished anything in my efforts at that rugged study, and to-day…
- The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
More Deep Thought Quotes
- The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal. — Aristotle
- Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach. — Aristotle
- What it lies in our power to do, it lies in our power not to do. — Aristotle
- To achieve great things, two things are needed; a plan, and not quite enough time. — Leonard Bernstein
- Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. — James Bovard
- Humor is just another defense against the universe. — Mel Brooks
- When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud… — Leo Burnett
- No pressure, no diamonds. — Thomas Carlyle
- In the uttermost meaning of the words, thought is devout, and devotion is thought. Deep calls unto deep. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- I'm a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed. — Bruce Lee
- I never could do anything with figures, never had any talent for mathematics, never accomplished anything in my efforts at that rugged… — Mark Twain
- The chief distinction in the intellectual powers of the two sexes is shown by mans attaining to a higher eminence, in whatever… — Charles Darwin