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Dear Quotes by Green Monk
- Dear circle, Do you ever wake up in the morning and realize your life is pointless? Sincerely, square.
- Dear Bitch, Beauty isn't makeup.
- Dear alarm clock, It might be you they hit on, but it's me they're sleeping with. Sincerely, bed.
- Dear ugly people, if you ever feel that you hate your life, don't worry, you are not alone. I hate your life too.
More Dear Quotes
- Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth. — Aristotle
- I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- What wild imaginations one forms where dear self is concerned! How sure to be mistaken! — Jane Austen
- Chance, my dear, is the sovereign deity in child-bearing. — Honore de Balzac
- Children, dear and loving children, can alone console a woman for the loss of her beauty. — Honore de Balzac
- What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live… — Brigitte Bardot
- Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. — John Barrymore
- An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own… — Joseph Addison
- A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative. — George Ade
- Dear brothers and sisters, after the great Pope John Paul II, the cardinals have elected me - a simple, humble worker in… — Pope Benedict XVI
- Our dear country, Iran, throughout history has been subject to threats. — Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
- Most cynics are really crushed romantics: they've been hurt, they're sensitive, and their cynicism is a shell that's protecting this tiny, dear… — Jeff Bridges