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Dead Quotes by Jay Leno
- A Christmas tree--the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead.
- Thousands of dead fish have now washed up on shore along the coast of South Carolina. Today the NRA said that this wouldn't have happened…
- Saddam Hussein is dead, and Osama bin Laden is dead. If you’re Moammar Gadhafi, living in exile is starting to sound really good.
- A dead body was discovered this week on the grounds of a country estate owned by Queen Elizabeth. The queen said today she hopes this…
- It is said that life begins when the fetus can exist apart from its mother. By this definition, many people in Hollywood are legally dead.
More Dead Quotes
- Your lost friends are not dead, but gone before, advanced a stage or two upon that road which you must travel in… — Aristophanes
- The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living from the dead. — Aristotle
- I do not believe that any man fears to be dead, but only the stroke of death. — Francis Bacon
- Exactly. She does not shine as a wife even in her own account of what occurred. I am not a whole-souled admirer… — Arthur Conan Doyle
- I would rather have a living smile from one I know is true than tears round my casket when this world I… — Superman
- Punk will never be dead to me. It's my life. I can never just drop this lifestyle. It embodies me. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Some brewers of Ale and Beere doe put it into their drinke to make it more heady, fit to please drunkards, who… — Matthias de l'Obel
- Any game plan? Xypher asked Sin. Don't die. I like it. Simple, bold. Impossible. Works for me. Kat scoffed at his sarcasm.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon