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Date Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- I love the day date. No wine, no shower.
- Let's face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many…
- Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?
- What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there…
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