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Date Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- If we bang on the first date chances are our relationship is lasting about as long as my erection.
- Never date a bridge designer. They have truss issues.
- If youre protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then I want to date you
- I once made a Palm tree joke it's now out of date.
- He'll never be better than he is on the first date. Unless he's rich and hasn't told you yet.
- Reasons to date me: 1. I have a fast Wi-Fi 2. Sometimes I'm funny 3. I laugh at my own jokes, so you don't have…
- I always date girls with beer guts cause you know those bitches can party.
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