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- Republicans have become the party of red, white and blue rose colored glasses. By drowning out criticism with USA! USA!, they prevent this country from…
- Karl Rove described Obama as "the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini, and making snide comments about everyone who…
- Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don't pay attention.
- There is a big difference between a disappointing friend and a deadly enemy. Of course the Democrats are disappointing. That's what makes them Democrats. If…
- If it makes you feel any better we will be happy to attack a country that had nothing to do with it.
- Americans are gluttons. We shop with forklifts. We have a holiday where we stuff food into other food. Our strippers wrestle in Jell-O, where other…
- In ten Muslim countries you can get the death penalty just for being gay. If they were chopping the heads off of gay people in…
- To even win a nomination in this country, you have to say you're a person of great faith. You have to pledge to the people…
- Treason is when legislators vote against homeland security measures because it goes against the wishes of their political or financial backers. Treason is the fact…
- We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists.
- Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality…
- To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my…
- What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.
- I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out…
- The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right.
- When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with…
- I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're not married and having children, it's like your life is…
- Gay marriage is spreading around the country, first Massachusetts, then San Francisco and now the small town of New Paltz, New York. The mayor said,…
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- It is my contention that civil disobediences are nothing but the latest form of voluntary association, and that they are thus quite… — Hannah Arendt
- As far as we are concerned, we are ready to leave today, tomorrow, at any time, to join the people of Haiti,… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Our efforts are not aimed at isolating Israel or de-legitimizing it; rather we want to gain legitimacy for the cause of the… — Mahmoud Abbas
- It's tough to be a 15- or 16-year-old athlete competing around the country. There's tension, there's media. I had no idea what… — Lance Armstrong
- An illness is like a journey into a far country; it sifts all one's experience and removes it to a point so… — Sholem Asch
- Today, the Iraqi citizen sees that America is coming and wants to occupy his country and kill him, and he is willing… — Bashar al-Assad
- What a country needs to do is be fair to all its citizens - whether people are of a different ethnicity or… — Chinua Achebe
- I mean, it is an extraordinary thing that a large proportion of your country and my country, of the citizens, never see… — David Attenborough
- Presidents do not go off on leave without telling the country. — Chinua Achebe
- Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. — Margaret Atwood
- I've had trouble now and again in Nigeria because I have spoken up about the mistreatment of factions in the country because… — Chinua Achebe
- Foreignness is all around. Only in the heart of the heart of the country, namely the heart of the United States, can… — Margaret Atwood