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- Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
- Japan has a low crime rate, unless you count the fact that approximately every fifteen minutes the entire Cabinet gets indicted for taking bribes.
- We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little…
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