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- If Charles Lindbergh, flying with no instruments other than a bologna sandwich, managed to cross the Atlantic and land safely on a runway completely covered…
- The Spanish government, having run completely out of money, secretly sold the Pyrenees to China, and is now separated from France only by traffic cones.
- The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most…
- Because of some defect in my motor skill, I can never COMPLETELY wrap [gifts]....If I had been an ancient Egyptian in the field of mummies,…
- A computer makes it possible to do, in half an hour, tasks which were completely unnecessary to do before
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- In fact, I thought that Christianity was very a good and a very valuable thing for us. But after a while, I… — Chinua Achebe
- One of the things that distinguishes man from the other animals is that he wants to know things, wants to find out… — C.S. Lewis
- Life in the open is one of my finest rewards. I enjoy and become completely immersed in the high challenge and increased… — Fred Bear
- You don't become completely free by just avoiding being a slave; you also need to avoid becoming a master. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb
- I'm a father. It isn't just my life any more. I don't want my kid finding bottles in the house or seeing… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. There is nothing more satisfying than that sense of being completely "at home"… — Mark Twain
- I got up early and bathed in the pond; that was a religious exercise, and one of the best things which I… — Henry David Thoreau
- Don't get shock if I unfollow you. It was completely your fault (for thinking I am different). — Nikhil Saluja