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Commit Quotes by George Carlin
- The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren't quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a…
- I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it.
- The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,†“Thou shalt not commit adultery, 
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- Every truth has two sides; it is as well to look at both, before we commit ourselves to either. — Aesop