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Commit Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Learned from my dentist that mouthwash is actually useless(you can't commit suicide with it)
- Before you commit to a bad decision, write your future self a letter explaining why you are making that choice.
- I never commit hate crimes because I'm against discrimination and assaulting random strangers is much more fun.
- In case you're wondering, last night I had a dream that my penis got chronically depressed and decided to commit suicide.
- For all my haters, I just want you to know that there's no medicine for insecurities so better commit suicide!
- During sex I only stick with missionary, I'm afraid to commit to a sex change.
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- Every truth has two sides; it is as well to look at both, before we commit ourselves to either. — Aesop