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Comedy Quotes by Doug Stanhope
- That place is so behind the times, you can't even get AIDS there yet.
- Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.
- Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating.
- The Internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if…
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