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Come Quotes by Jay Leno
- I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out…
- The IRS said today anyone with a refund coming from their 2001 taxes will lose it if they don't pick it up by April 15th.…
- Yesterday President Obama said, 'We can't continue to treat tax money like monopoly money.' Oh really - how come all those guys on Wall Street…
- Having a life is easy. Having a career is hard to come by.
- Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of…
- Anybody can have a life. Careers are hard to come by.
- Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
- New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
- A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give…
- I have the same friends I had in high school. I'm married to the same woman I had. I'm still driving the same car I…
More Come Quotes
- Obviously, I come from one background, and the people that design fitness equipment have been doing it for years and years, and… — Lance Armstrong
- Here I and sorrows sit; Here is my throne, bid kings come bow to it. — William Shakespeare
- Government has come to be a trade, and is managed solely on commercial principles. A man plunges into politics to make his… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Come, woo me, woo me, for now I am in a holiday humor, and like enough to consent. — William Shakespeare
- So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the… — Mary Kay Ash
- I could be on 52nd and Third in Manhattan up and ask a strange for directions and they will help you, that's… — Rodney Atkins
- In terms of the romantic kind of lead, I just never enjoy those movies very much. Maybe they'll come to interest me… — Christian Bale