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Coffee Quotes by Dave Barry
- Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
- You can use the Internet to find out, from anywhere on the planet: exactly how much coffee is in a certain coffee machine at Cambridge…
- It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently…
- It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently…
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- Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second. — Edward Abbey
- Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. — Dave Barry
- Almost all my middle-aged and elderly acquaintances, including me, feel about 25, unless we haven't had our coffee, in which case we… — Martha Beck
- I served seven years as the chair of the Princeton economics department where I had responsibility for major policy decisions, such as… — Ben Bernanke
- I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. — Lewis Black