Claus Quotes

153 Claus quotes by 127 unique authors

Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through it by December… — Roy Blount, Jr.
I was probably nine or ten the first time I heard there was no Santa Claus. — Joe Nichols
We have confused God with Santa Claus. And we believe that prayer means making a list of everything you don't have but want and trying… — Harold S. Kushner
Let me tell you something. As we were walking around in the store, Marilyn and I were just really impressed by all the novelties and… — Dan Quayle
I had this grand idea that Elvira's kind of the Santa Claus of Halloween - at the malls, you'd have an Elvira there. Girls would… — Cassandra Peterson
Happiness does not come from external things as we're really taught as children. It doesn't come from Santa Claus. Happiness is from within your mind.… — Frederick Lenz
The reality of loving God is loving him like he's a Superhero who actually saved you from stuff rather than a Santa Claus who merely… — Criss Jami
Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide. — Milton Berle
I mean, I don't think I would call Claus to do an album of big band tunes. You know, just like arrangers write for the… — Diana Krall
Look, at some point, people have to tell their kids that Santa Claus isn't real. I hate to be the guy to do it, but… — Floyd Landis
More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good. — Linda Sunshine
Many practitioners think there is some giant balance scale, where someone is keeping track, like Santa Claus, and that will determine your allotment of presents.… — Frederick Lenz
Guys who dress up like Santa Claus, see, and give presents away do it because when they was young they must have did something bad… — George Seaton
"The only reason some of us are not exiled or thrown into prison is simply because we do not preach as fervently and as sternly… — Oliver B. Greene
... Once you're safely in the mall, you should tie your children to you with ropes so the other shoppers won't try to buy them.… — Dave Barry
The title of that great Christmas song was 'Boogie Woogie Santa Claus,' and no one ever heard of it. — Patti Page
HOLLY KING is a symbol of the waning forces of Nature... The Holly King is depicted as an old man in winter garb. His head… — Raven Grimassi
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. — Dick Gregory
When I was 21 years old, I had a job playing Santa Claus in a shopping centre in Sacramento. I was rail thin, so it's… — Tom Hanks
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus. — Herbert Hoover
I actually share her view and understand her frustration when any government attempts to ban secular symbols like Santa Claus or Rudolph the Red Nose… — Steve Israel
Obama's gonna play Santa Claus with the minimum wage. He's got no successes to brag about. He cannot talk about a robust job market. In… — Rush Limbaugh
The idea of God as a fatherly figure who looks down on us and worries about how we're doing or takes sides when we have… — Dave Matthews
At the heart of every really good Christmas movie is the threat, I suppose, to Christmas. Something is wrong with Christmas, in all of these… — James McAvoy
Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven. — H. L. Mencken

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