Claus Quotes

153 Claus quotes by 127 unique authors

Ronald has had bicycle safety and safety in the home. Yes, Ronald is McDonald's, second most recognised figure after Santa Claus, and there's an element… — Jim Cantalupo
Dear mark zuckerburg .. Could u kindly change the pokes tab to d I just wanna fuck u tab .. urz truly That Fat horny… — Joey Bones
The more money you spend on X-Mas gifts, doesn't mean more love. Don't use the excuse, 'you want to give people the things you didn't… — YourMaj3sty
Christmas comes with children singing, Christmas comes with sleigh bells ringing, Christmas comes with frosty nights, Christmas comes with snowball fights. Christmas comes with Santa… — REYNOLD
If your parents call you a liar, remind them about the tooth fairy, and Santa Claus, then walk away like a boss. — Khat Leen
I want to be a Santa Claus this Christmas... — Kareen Gayoso
The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus. — Rick Sutter
You can call me Travie Claus minus the Ho Ho. — Travis McCoy
Taylor Gang or feel Santa Claus' boner when you sit on his lap as he warmly grins at you. — Taylor Gang
I'm just saying, don't think that there isn't a proverbial "Santa Claus" now. — Bobby Ray
Ignorance is a luxury of life....Then you find out The Tooth fairy isn't real, or Santa Claus, or... Most of what we know... — Bobby Ray
He looked like Bobby Brown in a goddamn Santa Claus suit. — Craig Jones
Nigga, I'm Santa Claus; where the FUCK the milk and cookies? — Santa Claus
And hip hop was like santa claus cuz nobody believe no more — J. Cole
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. — Shirley Temple
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. — Victor Borge
JUDGEMENT-you are not God, Jesus, Allah, my mother, nor my father, Mother Theresa, the Pope, or even freaking Santa Claus.... — Unknown Author
Once I played Santa Claus for my nieces and nephews. I did the whole 'HO-HO-HO' thing. It was good fun! — Hayden Christensen
I believed in Santa Claus until I was much older than the average kid. One year, my mom wrote 'Merry Christmas, Stacy' on a chalkboard… — Stacy Keibler
Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films. — Bill Brasky
When I was a kid, I used to be afraid of Santa Claus. Now it's he who is afraid of me. — Jean-Paul Malfatti
They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart. — Unknown Author
Dear Santa Claus, How have you been? Did you have a nice summer? -Sally — Charlie Brown Christmas
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. — John Andrew Holmes
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas! — Hussein Nishah

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