Claus Quotes
- Squidward: You're making me claustrophobic. Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean? Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus. P: HOHOHO! S: Stop it! You're scaring… — Spongebob
- You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Claus! — Unknown Author
- The four stages of life... You believe in Santa Claus, You don't believe in Santa Claus, You are Santa Claus, You look like Santa Claus.... — Ritu Ghatourey