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Claus Quotes by Daniel Handler
- The real Santa Claus is at the mall.
- Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things." "But different things can often blend together,"…
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- We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about Santa Claus;… — Karen Armstrong
- A man of fifty looks as old as Santa Claus to a girl of twenty. — William Feather
- Postal officials say that before Christmas they receive tons of letters written to Santa Claus, but after Christmas how few letters of… — Robert E. Lee
- Maybe that whole love thing is just a grown-up version of Santa Claus; just a myth we've been fed since childhood. So,… — Meg Ryan
- Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that… — Francis Pharcellus Church
- The reality of loving God is loving him like he's a Superhero who actually saved you from stuff rather than a Santa… — Criss Jami
- I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he… — Shirley Temple
- Being a lifetime wife and mother has afforded me the luxury of having multiple careers: I've been a teacher. A chauffeur. A… — Terry McMillan