Claus Quotes

153 Claus quotes by 127 unique authors

Santa Claus has already been here and everything. Want to see what he brought for you?" "Is it a big present?" "Very big." "With a… — Tina St. John
Gradually the awful truth dawns on you: that Santa Claus was just the tip of the iceberg - that your future will not be the… — Paul Murray
We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't… — Andy Rooney
Being a lifetime wife and mother has afforded me the luxury of having multiple careers: I've been a teacher. A chauffeur. A chef. An interior… — Terry McMillan
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. — Jon Stewart
Children are grateful when Santa Claus puts in their stockings gifts of toys or sweets. Could I not be grateful to Santa Claus when he… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Besides, the mhis that surrounded the compound could scramble anything from GPS to Santa Claus. — J R Ward
God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time. — Bil Keane
I hear that in many places something has happened to Christmas; that it is changing from a time of merriment and carefree gaiety to a… — Unknown Author
The kindly God who lovingly fashioned each and every one of us and sprinkled the sky with shining stars for our delight - that God… — Daniel Dennett
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else… — W.C. Fields
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe… — Arlo Guthrie
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist. — Francis Pharcellus Church
The greatest thing is not to believe in Santa Claus; it is to be Santa Claus. — Pat Boone
Yes Virginia, There is a Santa Claus. — Francis Pharcellus Church
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. — Bob Phillips
A true bubble is when something is overvalued and intensely believed. Education may be the only thing people still believe in in the United States.… — Peter Thiel
I believed in Santa Claus until I was 12! — Danielle de Niese
I put on weight like Santa Claus. I just get this belly that kind of extends out. — Christian Bale
What is the real purpose behind the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? They seem like greater steps toward faith and imagination, each… — Chuck Palahniuk
The first sort of big present I remember getting from Santa Claus was quite a small telescope that I remember going into our backyard with… — Chelsea Clinton
My wife and I got to go onstage at a Flaming Lips concert at Webster Hall once. We dressed up like Scientology aliens and danced… — Bill Hader
When I was a kid, I believed in Santa Claus. But it was very tough because in the Dominican... there are not a lot of… — Alfonso Soriano
You know how when you were a little kid and you believed in fairy tales, that fantasy of what your life would be, white dress,… — Meredith Grey
I think we have to believe in things we don't see. That's really important for all of us, whether it's your religion or Santa Claus,… — James Caan

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