Claus Quotes

153 Claus quotes by 127 unique authors

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought… — Unknown Author
For me growing up, Christmas time was always the most fantastic, exciting time of year, and you'd stay up until three in the morning. You'd… — Chris Pine
Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! — Francis Pharcellus Church
It is all well and good for children and acid freaks to still believe in Santa Claus — but it is still a profoundly morbid… — Hunter S. Thompson
Sunday morning in America is the greatest hour of idolatry in the whole week. Why? Because most people who are even worshiping God, are worshiping… — Paul Washer
If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves. — Ted Strickland
One of the saddest days of my life was when my mother told me Superman did not exist. I was a comic book reader. I… — Geoffrey Canada
No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now,… — Francis Pharcellus Church
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and… — Francis Pharcellus Church
The real Santa Claus is at the mall. — Daniel Handler
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never got anything. — Unknown Author
Sit peacefully in a church and think of church history: witchburning perhaps, or child abuse, genocide, the amassing of disgusting wealth, the repression of women,… — Kaz Cooke
Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit ... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's face it, he… — Julia Sweeney
Grown ups don't believe in Santa Claus. They vote. — Pierre Desproges
Now I admit that the notion of a warless world is a pleasant and attractive thought. But people who believe that there can be such… — Unknown Author
We're going to start with the injury report, obviously. Manning, Clark, Addai, Reggie Wayne, Freeney, Mathis, Brackett - all those guys will not play. Oh,… — Rex Ryan
I'm Santa Claus to these hoes without a reindeer. — Nicki Minaj
Whenever you give someone a present or sing a holiday song, you're helping Santa Claus. To me, that's what Christmas is all about. Helping Santa… — Louis Sachar
If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood. — Jack Handey
If I ever saw magic on television I would say: 'I want that. That's what I want from Santa Claus'. So the cupboard in my… — Colin Morgan
Growing up, Santa Claus would cover the presents with a white blanket, so when we'd wake up Christmas morning, we had to wait for my… — Martina McBride
No matter what, I always make it home for Christmas. I love to go to my Tennessee Mountain Home and invite all of my nieces… — Dolly Parton
For the most part, people use God as Santa Claus. — Rickie Lee Jones
The only thing wrong with the U.S. economy is the failure of the Republican Party to play Santa Claus, — Jude Wanniski
This is, first and last, the real value of Christmas; in so far as the mythology remains at all it is a kind of happy… — Gilbert K. Chesterton

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