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- I was Santa Claus in first year of primary school, our elementarys school play, because I had most panache, that was probably why. I was…
- I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought…
- Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never got anything.
- Now I admit that the notion of a warless world is a pleasant and attractive thought. But people who believe that there can be such…
- I hear that in many places something has happened to Christmas; that it is changing from a time of merriment and carefree gaiety to a…
- JUDGEMENT-you are not God, Jesus, Allah, my mother, nor my father, Mother Theresa, the Pope, or even freaking Santa Claus....
- They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart.
- You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Claus!
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- We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about Santa Claus;… — Karen Armstrong
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- Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. — Victor Borge
- He was a parade all by himself, a burst of dazzle and jingle, Santa Claus drinking his whiskey straight and groaning with… — Jimmy Cannon
- You remember when you were a kid growing up, and believed in Santa Claus? There's not much difference between Santa Claus and… — Bobby Knight
- A man of fifty looks as old as Santa Claus to a girl of twenty. — William Feather
- One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus… — Dennis Franz
- Postal officials say that before Christmas they receive tons of letters written to Santa Claus, but after Christmas how few letters of… — Robert E. Lee