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Cigarette Quotes by Dave Barry
- In my experience, you run into trouble when you ask a group of beer-drinking men to perform any task more complex than remembering not to…
- Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.
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- He lit a cigarette and handed it to me. I inhaled. Coughed. Wheezed. Gasped for breath. Coughed again. Considered vomiting. Grabbed the… — John Green
- Three cigarettes in, your body already craves it. It is that addictive. — Loni Anderson
- It's amazing to me that young people will still pick up a cigarette. — Loni Anderson
- Life in the country teaches one that the really stimulating things are the quiet, natural things, and the really wearisome things are… — Beverley Nichols
- As has been well documented, I smoked pot as a kid, and I view it as a bad habit and a vice,… — Barack Obama
- Absence of gratitude is the mark of the narrow, uneducated mind. It bespeaks a lack of knowledge and the ignorance of self-sufficiency.… — Gordon B. Hinckley
- After years of denial and deception, the Philip Morris company has admitted that cigarette smoking causes lung cancer and other diseases. This… — William J. Clinton
- There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have. — Trey Parker