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Charlie Quotes by Christopher Moore
- Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc…
- Mr. Fresh looked up. "The book says if we don't do our jobs everything could go dark, become like the Underworld. I don't know what…
- Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers? Mrs. Ling: Could be . . . . You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in…
- . . . You seem upset, Charlie. Is something wrong? Charlie: No, no, I’m okay, I just had to take directions from a mute beaver…
- . . . And so Charlie Asher . . . led an army of fourteen-inch-tall bundles of animal bits, armed with everything from knitting needles…
- Charlie had Sophie strapped to his chest like a terrorist baby bomb when he came down the back steps. She had just gotten to the…
- So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast. "This is death toast sweety.
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- I got a poster from Columbia Records, and there's Miles Davis, Charlie Mingus, Ellington, Count Basie - everybody in that poster has… — Dave Brubeck
- It was either Voltaire or Charlie Sheen who said, 'We are born alone. We live alone. We die alone. And anything in… — Gabriel Byrne
- Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi looks in the mirror and sees a playboy of the old school. And men such as Dominique… — Graydon Carter
- People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing. Like if you tripped or stumbled and… — Tommy Chong
- I hate remakes of TV shows - I didn't like the new Charlie's Angels at all - and I just don't see… — Pamela Anderson
- Charlie Chaplin's genius was in comedy. He has no sense of humor, particularly about himself. — Unknown Author
- Life is the best left hooker I ever saw, although some say it was Charlie White of Chicago — Ernest Hemingway
- I find it a bit sad that there is no photo of me hanging on the walls in the Berlin Museum at… — David Hasselhoff
- First off I want to thank God, because he's the one I look up to, he's graced my life with opportunities that… — Matthew McConaughey
- Being a nerd, which is to say going too far and caring too much about a subject, is the best way to… — Sarah Vowell