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Calling Quotes by Jay Leno
- Republicans are calling the Bush-Cheney ticket the 'Wizard of Oz' ticket. One needs a heart and the other needs a brain.
- President Bush spent the day calling names he couldn't pronounce in countries he never knew existed.
- Texas governor Rick Perry said God is calling on him to run for President. But Michele Bachmann said that god is calling on her to…
- A lot of controversy over this possible invasion of Iraq. In fact, Nelson Mandela was so upset, he called Bush's dad. How embarrassing, when world…
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- I suddenly think the job of acting is a difficult one. It's not as flip, irrelevant and shallow a calling as I… — Rowan Atkinson
- We're not going to deputize a whole bunch of American citizens to start grabbing people or turning them in, in part because… — Barack Obama
- I get in that kind of situation all the time, Comrade. It's not a big deal." Anger replaced my fear. I didn't… — Richelle Mead
- If you're a cowboy who likes to line dance always remember, the girl behind you is secretly calling you a pussy. — Nikhil Saluja
- I believe I have a calling. Do you know what that calling is? To stand up in a new and hard core,… — Stephen Baldwin
- Every man who has at last succeeded, after long effort, in calling up the divinity which lies hidden in a woman's heart,… — Henry Adams