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Called Quotes by Dave Barry
- Infiniti ads are part of an exciting new trend called "Advertising Whose Sole Purpose Is to Irritate You."
- One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or 'fat recycling,' wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that…
- You should never pick up a newspaper when you're feeling good, because every newspaper has a special department, called the Bummer Desk, which is responsible…
- I played lead guitar in a band called The Federal Duck, which is the kind of name that was popular in the '60s as a…
- I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show, which would be called `A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark'.
- All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are…
- Software: These programs give instruction to the CPU, which processes billions of tiny facts called bytes, and within a fraction of a second it sends…
- What, exactly, is the internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped…
- The population of earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called "LinkedIn."
- Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
- The voice belonged to Mr. Pzyrbovich, an algebra teacher who was always called Mr. P, for obvious reasons. He has a heavy accent, which a…
- In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukkah'…
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- I used too be the girl that would be soo happy to walk into the classroom and say'guess who just walked in… — Jasmine
- Social media is called social media for a reason. It lends itself to sharing rather than horn-tooting. — Margaret Atwood
- The same thing which is now called Christian religion existed among the ancients. They have begun to call 'Christian' the true religion… — Saint Augustine
- The custom of speaking to God Almighty as freely as with a slave - caring nothing whether the words are suitable or… — Teresa of Avila
- There's a good television programme called 'Disco 2.' It's quite good but again it's average, average. It's all on a down play.… — David Bowie
- I recorded a song called, I Fall to Pieces, and I was in a car wreck. Now I'm worried because I have… — Patsy Cline
- Is it not clear, however, that bliss and envy are the numerator and denominator of the fraction called happiness? — Yevgeny Zamyatin
- Don't find love, let it find you. It's called falling in love because you don't force yourself to fall, you just do. — Taylor Swift