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Call Quotes by Jay Leno
- Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.
- Women get a little more excited about New Year's Eve than men do. It's like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot…
- I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out…
- You know what you call the two winners of that $580 million PowerBall lottery? ... Former Democrats
- The Olympics start on Friday, and Russia is implementing the most intensive security in Olympics history. During the games, the government will monitor every email,…
- Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
- Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
- Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors.
- Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true…
- You know what they should call this war - Son of Bush vs. Son of a Bitch.
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