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- You call it it multiple personalities, I call it social networking in my head!
- I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Call 1-800-CRYBABY
- Some call it vodka, I call it instant whore juice.
- You must stop looking for a reason to call someone a fool...all you need is a mouth!
- The word aerobics came about when the instructors said If we're going to charge money, we can't call it jumping up and down.
- Ladies call me Subway because I've got low-quality meat and lie about being six inches!
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