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Cake Quotes by Dave Barry
- Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
- The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet. Be…
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- And the priest shall take the sodden shoulder of the ram, and one unleavened cake out of the basket, and one unleavened… — Bible
- All the information you could want is constantly streaming at you like a runaway truck - books, newspaper stories, Web sites, apps,… — Mario Batali
- When autumn darkness falls, what we will remember are the small acts of kindness: a cake, a hug, an invitation to talk,… — Jens Stoltenberg
- The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. — Reinhard Bonnke
- I think that, essentially, I'm a private person, and to reconcile that with being famous is a hard thing. So I've been… — Sacha Baron Cohen
- My face looks like a wedding-cake left out in the rain. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in… — Catherine Bell
- My husband is such a healthy eater. Except when it comes to sweets. He never consumes anything except fruit until noon. And… — Sara Blakely